July 13th, 2005

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Goth kids are the youth of the nation

LMOA!! I saw this is jack's xanga and stole it! ^_^ It's a St. Mary's Catholic Church NewsLetter artical. BOLD APPLYS TO ME!

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often
dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of
evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through
counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's
temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. Pentacles are wicca bitches
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. Lol I pierced my own belly button
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums  IMMEDIATELY.) LMOA! My mom already tried
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. I am no christian bizitch!
-increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. magic and witchcraft!
-Takes drugs. (i'm assumeing daily anti-depressants count)
-Drinks alcohol. Morgan is my name SAKE IS MY GAME BABY
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts,burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) It's not a satanic ritual it's fun! I used to do it
-Complains of boredom. Who dosn't!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. insomnia bitch!
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) gives me a headache
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) yeah of course THATS IT! *starts swearing*
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (HELLO??? WHAT TEENAGER DOESNT???)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this *snorts* lol count dracula cerial is gothic wow I've been gothic since age.....2
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs
that your child may watch.) man even cable TV is satanic
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. wowz, really been gothic since two *pulls out resident evil*
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. one word: ADDICT
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. so now I am in trouble for headbanging! GODDESS!
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. guilty as charged
-Expresses an interest in sex.  WAY GUILTY
-Masturbates (ummmmmmmm.....)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.  bisexual bitches!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. I'm seriously gonna kill the person who came up with this shit! They are saying all religions except Christianity is wrong! DAMN THEM! I <3 wicca
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

Oh man I am screwed over being gothic!
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