{ death note ; ryuk } fly

HAHAHAAAAAA. -LAWL-

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I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY. I LOVE HIM. (Granted I'm only on book four and will probably fall in love with some other characters too-) RYUK, BABY. BABY. YOU'RE HOT AND I LOVE YOU THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH. (I'd let you eat my babies :x) I love Light a lot too. (IT'S MEANT TO BE LIGHT. FUCK YOU SCANLATORS. HIS NAME AINT MEANT TO BE RAITO--) He's very smart and I think I would RP him well. (MUST FINISH SERIES SO I CAN FANGIRL WITH STACIE.) Hee hee heee 833 -happyhappy-

(Okay. Yeah. Stacie, damn you for getting me into Death Note so fast. =_=)

ONTO REAL LIFE KIND OF IMPORTANT NEWS (ACTUALLY IS SOMEWHAT MONUMENTAL):

Okay. Stacie dumped me a little while ago. Broke my heart. Cried for a few days straight. Burrowed away at friend's houses and wallowed in my miseries. Etc. Etc. (I hope you didn't get as hurt as I did, baby.) And so, three days ago, I left to go to Kaleigh's house to stay over. I go over to her place a lot. The difference was, we were with her INSANELY GIRLY BOYFRIEND. So me, being on the rebound and depressed as fuck, went to coping method A and was all Hitting On You like. We had laughs, joked about threesomes, he went home around ten, Kaleigh and I went to sleep.

Next day.

...We have a threesome.

He's twenty-one. But Jesus he could fuck.

Granted, I was drunk. But not drunk enough to not know what the hell I was doing. I think I would have just walked away if it weren't for the fact that he was feminine enough for me to pretend he was female. Anyways, it wasn't as though that was my physical virginity, but it's been a long time since I was raped and my body tightened up a lot. So the next day I was kind of sore.

So anyways.

After the three of us finished doing it, we go out to lunch XD It was so random. Maybe because we did it in the middle of the day with the curtains open? Then again, the whole thing was random. (I go off and on between feeling like a whore for this.) And afterwards, I was batshit scared Stacie was going to hate me for it. (She didn't. Ilu so much, honey. Always.) Now to tell Lamb. (... No idea what her reaction will be.)

mdvbnfdnbdh.

Yeah.

CONTINUING FORWARD.

I found out:

* Gabby's in love with me.
* Hannah's crushing on me.
* Taylor wants to use me for sex.
* Cassie is in love with me.
* Taylor and Gabby are going out.
* Less than 24 hours later, they break up.
* Then they are no longer friends. (WTFH. BE MATURE GAIZ.)

And apparently I have to choose one of them to be my significant other. (It's bullshit, really. I'm choosing Cassie though. Not because I'm in love with her, but because she really cares about me and I'm still rebounding and wandering kind of aimlessly looking for comfort sex. Huguh.) Plus, she has a car and she's sensitive. (I'm an emotionless bitch right now, romantic advice is worth little :D;;)

Yeah.

Real life is on crack right now.
{ naruto ; kyuubi } rawr

WHAT.

If I know you even remotely well, I have a song that reminds me of you~ ♥ I started writing this meme AGES ago, so my thoughts on you have probably changed by now, for better or worse.

4ever_sleep All About Us x t.A.T.u.
atomicochre The Bad Bump x Johnny McGovern Podcast
besame Liar, Liar x Alexz Johnson
blacknymph We're In This Together x NIN
bloodnblack Hurt x NIN
blooming_cosmo Forbidden Love x Madonna
brooke_jeremy Ruder x The GazettE
bubble tome to juri x Miyavi
chibi_bunny123 I Love Rock n Roll x Britney Spears
chronophobe X Files Theme x Blue Man Group
closemyeyes____ The Right Man x Christina Aguilera
cracked_shield Slut x VAC
elleestlimonade Obscure x Dir En Grey
ellrohan Crash x Gwen Stefani
emopointsforyou Ugly x Dir En Grey (... Just the song title ♥)
fujiappletan Rokudan x Nanae Yoshimura
futurefreaked Sick Little Suicide x The Matches
hohleleben Mortal Kombat Theme
imaparamedic Send My Love to The Dancefloor x Cobra Starship
jabberwocky999 Farewell x Shigeru Umebayashi
jordo91 All Star x Smash Mouth (XD)
kerilu Hung Up x Madonna
keysotosoto129
kokorokas Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me x Akira Yamaoka
roll_soul Jesus of Suburbia x Green Day
ladygith Breaking the Habit x Linkin Park
lazynin 2.07 x MUCC
liniichan What's This x Fallout Boy
mercurychaos Before I Forget x Slipknot
mujakinotsubasa My Immortal x Evanescence
nayamashiimigot Sex Disease x VAC
nefarian Speed of Sound x Coldplay
peace_piper Summerland x Everclear
perkygothiam Rock the Casbah x The Clash
pirated_pie Sex and Candy x Marcy Playground
princess_emmi Beautiful x The GazettE
propertyofgaara Umbrella x Dir En Grey
pyro_dreams Teenagers x MCR
qfrodrincubus85 Red Lights Indicate The Door Is Secure x Arctic Monkeys
ransomed_heart Should I Stay or Should I Go x The Clash
rockchick_101 Holiday x Green Day
synthetyk Love Me For Me x Ashlee Simpson
samara_morgan_7 Autumn Sorrow x Hideo Osaka
shadhahvar Still Dirrrty x Christina Aguilera
spork_ai March of the Pigs x NIN
stakeh Only x NIN
star_summit sAINT x Marilyn Manson
stormbringer986 Down with the Sickness x Disturbed
rejects The Church of Hot Addiction x Cobra Starship
the_lady_lamb How to Love x Miyavi
tsuyosaoboetai Me Against the Music x Britney Spears & Madonna
yoai_freak Jimmy Neutron Theme REMIX x Bowling For Soup
aradiantsun Two of Hearts x Stacy Q
zanypomegranate Poison x Groove Coverage



If you want any song(s), please comment and ask~ ♥
{ naruto ; kyuubi } rawr

Meme time.

Name a Naruto character(s) or a pairing and I will share my unpopular opinion(s) on the subject. I speak nothing, but the truth. >3
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{ naruto ; sasori } heart

REQUEST LINE :3

Alright. My net's been blinking, so... why the hell not?

[ FANFIC OR ICON REQUESTS ]


Requests need to be as loose or specific as you like. (Keep the fandoms, regarding fiction, within either Naruto (ultra preferred), X-Files, PotC, FLCL, or anything else you know I know REALLY WELL. Icons can be of anything.)

Icon request:

Fandom:
Characters: (List as Itachi x Neji if you want it to be a pairing, or just Itachi and Neji if you don't want it to be.)
Text or textless?
How many? (3 max)
Anything else?
Base image(s): (DO NOT LEAVE THIS BLANK! You must provide pictures!)

Fanfic request:

Fandom:
Characters: (List as Itachi x Neji if you want it to be a pairing, or just Itachi and Neji if you don't want it to be.)
Genre(s):
Universe: (AU, or cannon? Got a specific AU?)
Rating MAX: (Be flexible, I'm a perv)
Summary: (If you want to let me go wild, leave it blank.)

You can make two requests. I'm feeling nice.

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Can someone buy me a paid account? :( Mine expired. Finally.
{ NIN ; reznor } don't

(no subject)

List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. The Old Ceremony - Believer (*VERY* indie band, you probably won't be able to find their music online anywhere else)

2. A Perfect Circle - Magdalena

3. Eminem - Without Me (No words >__>;;)

4. Alexz Johnson - Liar, Liar

5. Christina Aguilera - Hurt

6. Nine Inch Nails - The Day The Whole World Went Away

7. Saves the Day - Rocks, Tonic, Juice, Magic

Ask me if you want them :3

Tag anyone.

Meanwhile..

I GOT MY X-FILES.

ALL NINE SEASONS. THEY CAME TODAY. -HUGSTHEMCLOSE- ♥_________♥

Edit: (another meme)

List 12 characters:

1.) Sasori
2.) Ino
3.) Tayuya
4.) Shisui
5.) Itachi
6.) Deidara
7.) Zetsu
8.) Kin
9.) Sai
10.) Orochimaru
11.) Naruto
12.) Sasuke


01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?

Deidara or Naruto? xD! Depends on what cracked out college you were attending.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Ino? Jesus. I've been moaning her hotness for ages.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Sasuke sends Kin? "Go tell Orochimaru I don't want to sleep with him anymore." Is it successful? Kin: -gets kishimoto!killed-

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?

His own art book.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear loyalty to 6, or the other way around?

Ino would swear it to Deidara.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should [s]he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Itachi with either Sai or Orochimaru. Hmm. Orochimaru would try and get in his pants and Sai would insult his package. Probably Orochimaru.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Zetsu eats Sasuke and Ino.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

WOAH. Tayuya challenges Orochimaru to a duel. Orochimaru whips out his blue eyes white dragon and Tayuya loses. :(

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she get it back?

... Sasori isn't a She. e_e

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

"Sasuke kills Itachi and Zetsu eats him."

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

... Sasori and Shisui. "I want to fuck Itachi." "Ara, me too."

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I'd... be scared ._.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. >_>;

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Uh, yes. My entire F-List would draw him.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Shisui XD

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Orochimaru doesn't shout.

17) If you chose a song to represent 7, which song would you choose?

Why so many Zetsu questions? D: Rocks, Tonic, Juice, Magic by Saves the Day.

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. What happens and who gets it?

Deidara XD Sasori's too busy not eating and Sasuke doesn't have the skillz.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

"I got a talented tongue too ;D" (Yes, I know you said Good, but.. >>;)

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Itachi? ... murdering his clan e_e

21) What is 6's secret?

He knows the secret of the handjob/blowjob confusion involving his handtongues.

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Sai XD Just to spite Naruto.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Uh, Kin o_o

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

Sasori and Sai reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Shisui's sinister secret organization. Naruto volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Shisui. Meanwhile, Shisui has kidnapped Sasuke in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Itachi, they seek out Tayuya, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

... kinky.